A Quick Beginning, or, Tinder Box a Flame

To Begin, a tryptych. Three fine studies of one burning log. So many views on a winter's eve...

A Brazzier's Blaze In A Tinker's Shave!

All Manner of Warmth & Glow

Perfection By The Fire With Kith & Kin

Exactly What She Says Right There On The Tin!

Fine Example of A Healthful, Robust Blaze

Rapacious Bounders Into The Fire And Quick!

The Spirit of The Season Catching Fire In The Hearts of Men

To Slightly Diverge Off-Topic For Only A Moment Or Two...

As The Evening wanes, The Midnight Oil Has Been Spent

A Warning To All Ye Fraudulent Yule-Tide Hearths

Rize, Fires of Lazarus! Rize!

Hade's Demons Lying In Wait To Consume All

Murmuring Embers With Snoozing Fires Blazing Later In

Dance of The Furnace Faeries

Ablaze Like a Spinning Top, Fires Conjured By The Sonambulist

Commemorating One Week In Fire-Related Blogging, or, That Was The Week That Was (In The Fireplace!)

To Revisit The Firey Furnace And Plumb The Deepest Tounges of Flame

Jolly Flames In The Season's Hearth

The Fires Of All Ye Merrie Gentlemen Burst Into Full-Blown XMAS CHEER!

Excitable Flames Perform The Dance of The Season For All!

Systems of SUCCESSful Holiday Fires (Get Motivated)

Homely Conversation Around A Winter's Blaze

Cheery Pyre In Irie Fire Here

Now The Home Fires Are Burning (Day Two)

All Is Bright Round Yon Hearth On Xmas Eve

Joy To The Log

Last One. That's It. Enough of This Shit

I must say, you are all quite disappointing. Here I go and spend all month blogging the fuck out of my fireplace and at least 45 minutes more than that doing Facebook and an Indigogo and the best you can do is 3 measly dollars? Well, I guess I know which hand washes the other here then don't we? Good luck seeing any more fires at burning Xmas bLog and you can all go and fuck yourselves. Oh, I'll still make fires, I just aint blogging the fuckers any more. All mine, airheads, you get nothing!

Here's a little tease of what you all will be missing. Thirty seconds of the biggest, most warmth filling, Blazingest fire of all time and you aint getting any more! So long, suckers!

Eat Me!

Facebook Un-Friending Leads to Arson