Last One. That's It. Enough of This Shit

I must say, you are all quite disappointing. Here I go and spend all month blogging the fuck out of my fireplace and at least 45 minutes more than that doing Facebook and an Indigogo and the best you can do is 3 measly dollars? Well, I guess I know which hand washes the other here then don't we? Good luck seeing any more fires at burning Xmas bLog and you can all go and fuck yourselves. Oh, I'll still make fires, I just aint blogging the fuckers any more. All mine, airheads, you get nothing!

Here's a little tease of what you all will be missing. Thirty seconds of the biggest, most warmth filling, Blazingest fire of all time and you aint getting any more! So long, suckers!

Eat Me!